Wednesday, 2 July 2014

Tim Howard for President




The USA seems to have gone football – real football – mad over the last three weeks.

This hasn’t gone down well in some quarters. Conservative columnist Ann Coulter went as far as to say that her country’s newly found enthusiasm for the beautiful game was a sign of moral decay –


She showed her immense wisdom on the subject by going on to say – ‘There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem is bruised.’ 

I wonder whether she brought to herself to watch last night’s epic encounter between USA and Belgium. Although the USA lost, they were all heroes. None more so than our own Tim Howard. At one point he was keeping Belgium at bay single handed. His sixteen saves in one game is a record for any World Cup. 

His performance has drawn unique praise from the American media –


The Americans also turned to Twitter to show their admiration.

NBA commentator David Aldridge tweeted –

‘That was incredible. Proud of that US Team and in awe of Tim Howard’.

NFL ‘insider’ Adam Shefter weighed in with –

‘Belgium has been relentless but Tim Howard has been flawless’.

But the best tweet of all came from NBC Weatherman John Morales –

‘Regardless of the outcome…@TimHowardGK for President’.

In a brilliant piece of internet mischief someone changed the Wikipedia entry for Secretary of Defence of United States of America to a biography page about our hero. Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales, whilst not wanting to approve such acts of vandalism called the move 'exquisite' - 

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/07/tim-howard-wikipedia-united-states-secretary-of-defense

Some fans have even called for Washington Airport to be renamed in his honour -


Now it was a great performance but that is pushing it a bit far! Imagine if USA had won...


Of course we Evertonians already knew how good he was but it is good to bask in his reflected glory. The individual performance of the world cup from our own Tim Howard. And this after Tim Cahill – still ours at heart - scored the goal of the tournament against Holland.

My only worry is that Barcelona will have taken notice! Or worse still that he will be persuaded to go for the White House. 

Of course Tim was not the only Blue hero last night. Kevin Mirallas was a massive influence when he came on. Lukaku made one and scored one, after a poor World Cup until now. Who knows where his future lies? But for now, he’s one of ours.

But the night belonged to our beloved keeper even in defeat.

The premier league watch out.

We are after you and we now have a future President in our ranks!

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