Monday 25 June 2018

World Cup 2018 - Delicate Supermen, Predictable Germans and Lord Harry of Spottingham





The World Cup 2018

Some observations after two games

As the group stages of this year’s World Cup draw to a close here are some initial thoughts –

1.      England are doing better than many predicted.

Before the tournament began, I said that I thought we would at least get to the Quarter Finals. We have crossed the first hurdle by surviving the groups. I did not predict eight goals and some exciting free flowing football. This has sent all our expectations through the roof. And why not? After the doom and gloom of the last World Cup and the 2016 horror show against Iceland we all need something to lift the spirits. One commentator pointed out that after the first two games in 2014 England were packing their bags after losing both. We did of course lose to two previous winners – Italy and Uruguay. A certain Snr. Suarez had scored 31 league goals and picked almost every domestic award in sight. Tunisia and Panama were more manageable opposition. 

But let’s not be picky! We are in a strong position. By Thursday night, we will know how well England can mix it with the best. I do have a quiet tenner on Belgium to win the cup. Sir Harry Kane is rightly getting the glory. But I do have to point out some solid goalkeeping from Jordan Pickford against Panama when the game was on a knife edge at 6 – 0…

2.      International players are muscular but surprisingly delicate.

I     I remember the days when it was not unknown for players to have a quick ciggie at half time. Back in the sixties, the modern players would be showing off their rippling muscles in a circus. But for all that, that they are remarkably delicate. So on the one hand we have Mr Atlas Ronaldo and Mr Universe Shaquiri. 



      On the other we have Portugal’s Pepe who appears to be extremely fragile and to have a remarkably low pain threshold –


      One wonders how he would have coped on a muddy November quagmire against Norman Hunter or Johnny Morrissey. 

3.      Despite their delicate constitution many players are also skilled at all-in wrestling.

There was much talk about the treatment endured by Lord Harry Kane a the hands of Tunisia. Surviving a corner was like enduring an episode of Jeux Sans Frontiers when contestants were assaulted by an array of weird and wonderful monsters. But it isn’t only His Harryship who has had rough treatment. The Swiss showed similar skills against Serbia without even so mush as a tut tut from the VAR. This all seems like a bit if a contradiction. On the one hand players collapse if someone blows a kiss in their direction but if someone actually is a victim of a gang assault it barely merits and harsh word in the ear.

4.      Germany have not lost their age old skill of grabbing last minute goals. When they played Sweden on Saturday, I checked my phone and it was 1 – 1 at 90 mins. I sighed and said there was plenty of time for them to grab a winner. It brought barely a raised eyebrow when they did the inevitable. What is the bet that they now go on to win it. Ah but to do that they might have to get past Ingerland and King Harry who will grant himself royal permission to take all five penalties.

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